WTF Man?

What the fuck man, what has happened to the art of foreplay? Not the type of foreplay where you push our heads down towards your dick or directly swing your dick in our faces, like our main goal in life should be to slob on your knob.  After many conversations with sexually active women, I have come to the conclusion that many of us like or really love to give head. We relish the fact that we can make your toes curl and make you say "Stop, Stop, Stop."  But not when you try to force it on us, just sit down and shut up and the amount of head you get will steadily increase, especially if you make the girl cum first. Why do dudes think they can just climb on top of you and stick their dicks inside you without any kind of warm-up. That does not work. Kiss me, touch me, do something; don't just push that stick inside me and think you're doing big things. Cause the truth is, you're probably not. Also, I am completely saddened by the fact that I have begun to encounter too many men that need an anatomy class. If you are over the age of the 30 and you keep trying to find the vaginal hole near the clitoris or the urethra, you might want to open a 9th grade health class book and study the chapter on female anatomy. Its one thing when your dick slips towards my ass, I mean those holes are close, but its a whole other issue when you are not even in the ball park. My hope that you can make me cum disintegrates completely. Side note; guys don't think we don't know the difference between a dick slip and an anal attack, you're not that slick. On the oral front, please do not blow on my vagina, it is not a candle on a birthday cake. Ladies it is up to us to stop this chain letter of horrible sex, so the next time he asks you "is it good?", TELL THE TRUTH, not only does it help them, but it also helps the next girl and how are they supposed to learn without a little guidance.